r/Justneckbeardthings | *blocked*

29 paź 2020
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  • The only sex these people have are body pillows and they say that lesbians don’t exist they do exist they are not brainwashed you are brainwashed

    Lil crewmateLil crewmate2 dni temu
  • *_9:50_**_- NUH-UH, GET AWAY FROM URARAKA-_*

    Tundra FlowerTundra Flower3 dni temu
  • 10:34 thats phineas's voice actor from phineas and ferb lol

    Bee JacksonBee Jackson5 dni temu
  • The bloody "rise my glorious creation, rise!" It fucking killed me 🤣

    Micheal LouwMicheal Louw6 dni temu
  • I just got a tampon commercial that was just the same commercial 5 times

    justburns sjustburns s6 dni temu
  • I was half asleep when you made that loud gasping creepy noise. It scared me

    Airiles YankovicAiriles Yankovic7 dni temu
  • What is the difference between a Neckbeard, a WhiteKnight and a NiceGuy?

    Thelobriel BiznarckThelobriel Biznarck7 dni temu
  • so tipping your hat isnt cool?? so thats why i am 42 and single!

    The Genius FoolThe Genius Fool8 dni temu
  • His joker voice was really damn good!

    Rental SnowmanRental Snowman8 dni temu

    Lemon pocky StudiosLemon pocky Studios8 dni temu
  • 11:57 wait hold up

    Kajetan TKajetan T10 dni temu

    MemerathMemerath10 dni temu
  • I low-key hate that I, a woman, nerd to the core and lover of anime and retro hardware and video games, have actually dated a man just like this (aside from the homophobia as he was bi himself) Yes... They are as bad as they look. Yes he was pretentious as fuck. Yes he believed firmly that because I got nintendo music mixed up between games and didn't own any consoles because I didn't live on mom's money, that I wasn't into games. And what's worse is that he had a weird, almost Homelander level mommy fetish, firmly believing I can get my breasts large like an anime girl without surgery, and even told me he didn't like ddlg/mdlg because the incest insinuation... In the same sentence as he called me mother... I think it's because the only really nice person in his house was his mother, and he had a brother with downs. Mans literally have his brother shit for kissing me on the cheek because... Oh Idk... I'm good with kids and his brother was actually really sweet and cute for a 12 year old.... I dated this guy for 2 years and was friends with him for 2 more until he started to randomly gaslight me for random bull (he was ignoring me when I tried to talk to him) At least now I am dating the sweetest man I've ever met and he isn't just into Jojo's bizarre adventure when it comes to his taste in anime. (My ex just watched that and hentai... My current bf likes hentai but he has actual taste thank God) Also current bf isn't a drama queen about my severe anxiety and autism, understanding that people like my ex are the reason it flares up around certain men. And people think that whenever we make fun of folks like this it's unreasonable. Sometimes I think it can be because I happen to be a really weird chick who has odd taste in media, (I don't mean it in the nice girl sense btw. I mean it in the, I have mental issues and latch on to things unexpected of my gender) But then I remember why being a "gamer girl" is like crawling through a minefield. You play tf2 once as 12 year old girl in 2011 and you develop a life long aversion to fps pvp multiplayer games, and the one time you try playing overwatch, people like this, including the guy you are dating, berate you because you're not good a it. Seriously. We make fun of people like this because, while it's funny as an adult, imagine being an autistic, socially anxious 12 year old girl who is just playing videogames and they are her major coping media. Imagine being both bullied and sexualized by guys both minor and adult because you have a vagina and enjoy minecraft and pokemon and anime. Imagine later in life you date one of these people and then you remember why your media of choice literally made you scared of some men... And then that man calls you mommy, requesting that he sucks your tits. And when you give him shit for disgusting behavior, he tries to pin it on you, degrades himself to make you feel guilty (gaslighting), and then says to others who witnessed this, that you aren't friends because you aren't as much of a gaming nerd even though, you literally can spout almost the entire history of Nintendo off the top of your head and he doesn't even know what "battery-save" means and can't play a single fighting game skillfully even though he claims that he can win, and then gets physically angry when he loses to you in the only genre of game you are decent in. But no... He gets mad because you forgot that one legendary's name in Pokemon Black 2 or that you got zelda music mixed up with another videogame's. And don't give me the ratings bullshit, little kids don't listen to that kind of bull and tf2 is free on steam, of course I am going to play it. Did I mention my ex never showered and would blast my ass with BO while playing games as if he was a stink bomb dropping on hiroshima? Tldr: neck beards are as bad as they often smell. I used to date one for two years so I should know

    MarlyjadeMarlyjade10 dni temu
  • Peanut

    Jelly WolfiJelly Wolfi10 dni temu
  • Can y'all not show the word bronies or what? That is what was censored wasn't it?

    Chance WelshChance Welsh11 dni temu
  • That cowboy hat is way too small on that big boy.

    Chance WelshChance Welsh11 dni temu
  • I would love to try that Cheeto Mac & Cheese. I swear I don't have a neck beard!

    Chance WelshChance Welsh11 dni temu
  • 5:10 Crap I guess that I automatically now desire my best and closest friend for 5 years koochie Thanks a lot random person

    glorpnorph 3glorpnorph 311 dni temu
  • Neck beard did you mean horny cheeto dew man

    DIO the headDIO the head12 dni temu
  • crossing the streams is bad.

    fritzkrieg 23fritzkrieg 2312 dni temu
  • I don't care what you say Hentai is an art😏😎😎😎

    Mr PokèmonMr Pokèmon12 dni temu
  • Thank god that annoying fuck Daniel is gone , more jack please! luv ya jack.

    country dogecountry doge13 dni temu
  • Peanut

    Sebastian MichaelisSebastian Michaelis13 dni temu
  • 13:20 my dude calling out subs as a “dom” and wearing a massive sub collar.

    Sebastian MichaelisSebastian Michaelis13 dni temu
  • the ochako shrine is creepy but once i jokingly made a draco malfoy shrie. shines aren't just a bunch of stuff of that person its candles, nicely scented objects, and gifts. this this is just sad

    Olivia FairchildOlivia Fairchild16 dni temu
  • Watching this and the word "neckbeard" caused all my ads to be Gilette shaving supplies

    Kiulani KipduifKiulani Kipduif17 dni temu
  • do you need punished?

    kaisherkaisher18 dni temu
  • That last one was a Filthy Frank reference. bless

    RoboLocoRoboLoco19 dni temu
  • Hold up fam, i'm not gonna just let her get away with dissin McDonald's as a dating destination

    Thomas The Dank EngineThomas The Dank Engine20 dni temu
  • That was a pretty sick Joker voice.

    Jojo IJojo I20 dni temu
  • I have a neck beard at the age of 15, and I never plan on being the basic stereotype of being a neck beard, I only act like them cause my friends ask me to

    Ethan AtkinsEthan Atkins20 dni temu
  • peanut.

    YokionoYokiono21 dzień temu
  • I didn't get the Ben Shapiro's one

    Douglas LoiolaDouglas Loiola21 dzień temu
  • XD still dont get that point..and who cares?

    friedrich gersterfriedrich gerster22 dni temu
  • 13:20 We don't even know you!

    Jashonn ReeseJashonn Reese22 dni temu

    orion arorion ar23 dni temu
  • I really despise neckbeards. Like...if a guy is on the heavier side and whatnot that's fine. I'm no petite lady myself(weightlifter and enjoy my sweets... BUT JESUS CHRIST, PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME, THESE GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS. Don't be a creep. You aren't cool for thinking you're evil. You're just being an edgelord. Women aren't made for you, and men aren't made for women. Sorry for ranting, I just have met these guys and even dated 2 of them as exes(I was in a really bad place) so these kind of people really grind my gears.

    Literally just a KoboldLiterally just a Kobold23 dni temu
  • Ppl like this make me feel so good about myself whenever I feel like a bad person. Bc I’m not like that thank god 😂

    Dr0p _b34r_09Dr0p _b34r_0924 dni temu
  • Just to clarify, Reddit is for normies.

    CivicCriticalCivicCritical24 dni temu
  • Dafuq as i German i distance myself from the Shop selling german fedora's

    Kaiser 36Kaiser 3625 dni temu
  • Thx for the light orange touch on the videos so my eyes don't die

    Kaiser 36Kaiser 3625 dni temu
  • 5:39 my sister has entered the chat She has a lot of guy friends lol

    FiveNightsAtFreDDhFiveNightsAtFreDDh25 dni temu
  • Microwave gooo hmmmmmmmmmm

    Ryan SardjoeRyan Sardjoe25 dni temu
  • 6:04 he sounds like one of those aliens from the mini comics where they do normal things but describe them in exaggerated detail..

    GyvernGyvern25 dni temu
  • penut

    Noa FirNoa Fir25 dni temu
  • Thank you for enlightening me on what percent of me is a neckbeard I must burn

    BlocksTheNameBlocksTheName26 dni temu
  • 16:16 hold up DRILL??

    JCR JryanJCR Jryan26 dni temu
  • That was no "bootleg impression" that was straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    Dominic GallegosDominic Gallegos26 dni temu
  • 4:57 I think you were trying to say HOURS

    ConnorConnor27 dni temu

    Jacqueline DelnoijeJacqueline Delnoije27 dni temu
  • 15:06 suomi perkele

    Joni LoserJoni Loser27 dni temu
  • 0:34 As a bisexual woman- WHAT THE HELL

    Ink Sans Backup accountInk Sans Backup account28 dni temu
  • What is it a neckbeard called if he is buff ?

    MR_ZorenMR_Zoren28 dni temu
  • Ya know being fat, ugly and social awkward just became easier to deal with knowing people like this exist.

    aLternghtaLternght28 dni temu
  • Peanut

    Ballora FazbearBallora Fazbear28 dni temu
  • It would be cool and funny if there was a r/imanneckbeardandthisisdeep.

    I don't wanna dieI don't wanna die28 dni temu
  • H

    BT-7274BT-727428 dni temu
  • Also btw, just a thought, where are the gay neckbeards?

    Joacinhof3styleJoacinhof3style29 dni temu
  • Fun fact, if they'd actually behave as they say, in a relationship, the girl would probably get bored. A relationship can't be that one sided, and you can't only do good things for the other party. If you only do good things, you will have to hide issues, which will eventually manifest as an overwhelming crushing mountain. According to a study, if there's more than 11 positive interactions to every bad interaction, the relationship won't last because there's too much positivity and not enough challenge. But of course, as if most would act like they say. A good tip that I've learned is to rather look at how someone acta rather than what they say. Actions and beliefs are surprisingly often contradictory, and often what we do has a bigger impact compared to what we say.

    Joacinhof3styleJoacinhof3style29 dni temu
  • *hello peanuts* 🐸✨

    xXPraetoRomeXxxXPraetoRomeXx29 dni temu
  • so when are ya askin' for "FAN(f)ART", just asking?

    abdur razzaqabdur razzaq29 dni temu
  • So...what is a neckbeard guy? Serious question.

    ThatGuyInTheRainThatGuyInTheRain29 dni temu
  • That one from the thumbnail? I had an ex who unironically talked like that. I don't think further elaboration is needed on why it's an ex.

    PsoewishPsoewish29 dni temu
  • Every one of these guys should be sterilized...

    S.M. VoidS.M. Void29 dni temu
  • The moment Jack's echo began and the guitar music played, I admittedly laughed out loud. X'D

    EncourageMintEncourageMint29 dni temu
  • 2:33 is actually a good villian monologue

    Fish can rollFish can roll29 dni temu
  • Since when does this subreddit sound familiar like r/niceguys? lol

    Tom Tech The SavageTom Tech The Savage29 dni temu
  • All the anime merch and art and stuff isn’t that bad as long as they don’t harass anybody in my opinion. Except for the Ochako thing, that was weird...

    Maximum LengthMaximum LengthMiesiąc temu
  • The feet edit was really good

    x xx xMiesiąc temu
  • Bruh.

    DreadDinosour 37DreadDinosour 37Miesiąc temu
  • 0:41 no, I am just attracted to the female gender, which happens to be the same gender as I am, so I am lesbian. These neck Beards don't have much common sense.

    ed fitzgeralded fitzgeraldMiesiąc temu
  • An exotic picture? Sure! I have a picture of me stood under a palm tree holding a piña colada. Will that do? Send PS4 now, thanks.

    Kirsten DKirsten DMiesiąc temu
  • Isn't it so adorable when you German fedora has it's own Magic Pokemon Yugi-oh collection.

    Sour SkittlesSour SkittlesMiesiąc temu
    • Absolutely peanut

      Brookelynn MatthewsBrookelynn Matthews29 dni temu
  • '' and girls complain guys dont have a stuffed toy in their bed, we do. sometimes they're a little crusty bu- just ignore that(? '' lmfao

    Nicolas CouceiroNicolas CouceiroMiesiąc temu
  • I will dislike so that he doesn’t have to look at this anymore

    Lily the cat Chickenzilla50Lily the cat Chickenzilla50Miesiąc temu
  • That motorcycle has 5 horsepower! 😂

    em chafferem chafferMiesiąc temu
  • Neckbeards are the ppl that got turned down in middle school and became perverted homophobic weebs thet eat anime socks

    ゆずっちゆずっちMiesiąc temu
  • 1:36 just made me not want to wear this really pretty LoZ shirt of mine

    CommentBotCommentBotMiesiąc temu
  • I want to dislike the video because it showed me the creeps in it.

    Aidan MarshamAidan MarshamMiesiąc temu
  • The funniest part of the video is that i got shaving and deodorant ads

    yellow m&myellow m&mMiesiąc temu
  • Tbh neckbeards are hot unless there creepy or rude

    Madam MagnumMadam MagnumMiesiąc temu
  • .

    Dylan TetreaultDylan TetreaultMiesiąc temu
  • If this video has taught me anything, it is that guys are, or are rather capable of being 1) absolute duches and 2) act like the biggest Karens out there Ps. They are absolute assholes who act like they want to be beaten to death (By a dude who is far too pissed off at other dudes to be watching something like this)

    the Hellhoundthe HellhoundMiesiąc temu
  • His name is Jack and got the crack

    Gamer KentGamer KentMiesiąc temu
  • On behalf of the ENTIRE xbox community we do not claim the dude at 11:17, we pass him onto to Playstation community

    Agonize RGAgonize RGMiesiąc temu
  • 2:40 that profile picture Genghis Khan’t get a girlfriend

    BlackIceAminoBlackIceAminoMiesiąc temu
  • The guy at 9:49, his mask says 'gentleman' in Japanese.

    Whitney WilliamsWhitney WilliamsMiesiąc temu
  • Did anyone else have a hard time not clicking off this video

    TheTrueReaperTheTrueReaperMiesiąc temu
  • Fun fact: most women are bisexual

    Epic SansEpic SansMiesiąc temu
  • 15:18 i kinda feel kink shamed, kinda not, i dunno

    Kini ModKini ModMiesiąc temu
  • You think valentine is bad. My name is literally Love

    montry pytonmontry pytonMiesiąc temu
  • reminder that most of the characters in BNHA are like 14-16

    Liza PiashkoLiza PiashkoMiesiąc temu
  • 7:16

  • "kinky time" 💀

    _Baki Baki__Baki Baki_Miesiąc temu
  • 16:06 Damn neckbeard stole that from Papa Franku!

    Jonathan AndradeJonathan AndradeMiesiąc temu
  • Can someone explain to me why they are just hating on random people who have anything anime-related, like for example at 11:25, the car owner didn't do anything to you so like what? If he said something like "Why does no girl like me?" I would be able to understand it more, but are you serious? Let the man have his car how he wants it to.

    BuzfahrerBuzfahrerMiesiąc temu
  • *Who knew Mineta liked Ochaco so much that he made a shrine.*

    That One Quiet KidThat One Quiet KidMiesiąc temu
  • *intense raging at da do0ds*

    Kawaii_ SunflowerKawaii_ SunflowerMiesiąc temu
  • Cop

    Marius TagalogMarius TagalogMiesiąc temu
  • I mean..Valentine is a nice Name..

    Zaihao LightsbaneZaihao LightsbaneMiesiąc temu