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3 paź 2020
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  • Just tell people that don’t wear mask please don’t were a seat belt it would make people respect you.

    Elijah MejiaElijah MejiaDzień temu
  • 13:06

    Jadon HerrJadon HerrDzień temu
  • The people that say that "animlas shouldn't eat meat!!!!!" Pretty much aren't real vegans, and dont know the actual meaning of being one. Meanwhile there are real vegans that are such nice and respectful people that are ashamed that something they belive in is being pooped on by these "vegan activists".

    Joaquín DubiniJoaquín Dubini3 dni temu
  • 5:36 isn't there already Mother's day?

    Fox da WaFox da Wa4 dni temu
  • Harvey Milk was gay, and he was in WWII

    Satan Has Logged InSatan Has Logged In4 dni temu
  • BTW As a American I can answer your question on 12:30 Yes we have laws here stopping anyone for being sued for breaking a rib during CPR

    Depressed SquidDepressed Squid5 dni temu
  • 12:29 I'm pretty sure that we have the Good Samaritan law here in the US, but don't quote me on that

    We no longer have BagelsWe no longer have Bagels5 dni temu
  • Ugh when Tomi Lahren was born, the doctor face palmed.

    Sydney MarshallSydney Marshall5 dni temu
  • *Phones made in China* *Sad Taiwan noises*

    Cloud McWaterVaporCloud McWaterVapor6 dni temu
  • Horrible accent you have to sound like you are sneezing Edit (example): What the FcHuaKKk

    Zombie KoroZombie Koro6 dni temu
  • R/Facepalm used to be funny. Now it’s just sad 😑

    Michelle KatonaMichelle Katona6 dni temu
  • I cringe when you say “yiff orgy”

    Mops SPOOFMops SPOOF7 dni temu
  • 15:00 Who is this, and where can I find the tweet?!

    Jedi 1234Jedi 12347 dni temu
  • COVID-19: has existed for almost a year, is still infecting and killing people some random person: *IT IS FAKE!*

    Keiran RabyKeiran Raby8 dni temu
  • 4:40 why yes if you misspell something horribly enough you can spell my religion and then make shit theories this person deserves to burn in hell.

    AtmosJellyAtmosJelly8 dni temu
  • Google it but actually don't...

    Hypno SnurtleHypno Snurtle8 dni temu
  • If Twitter's likes worked like Reddit's Upvote-downvote system, everyone there would know what they actually are

    WindWerehogWindWerehog8 dni temu
  • 9:13 That post should burn

    Nerdy Porg 99Nerdy Porg 999 dni temu
  • you know... as a Chinese I would more rather idiots of the world blame us rather than drag other countries into this. I mean at least you have understandable accusations for us... even though it's wrong but come on, Islams?

    Sibo (Nathan) CuiSibo (Nathan) Cui9 dni temu
  • I agree with the bit about how surgeons wear masks all the time but I have multiple pulmonary disorders such as cilia disorder and I can breath fine and I’ve never worn a mask in my life

    Slppry Wen WetSlppry Wen Wet9 dni temu
  • I am in American and I’m scared

    Arizoma RamgerArizoma Ramger9 dni temu
  • If biden was president in 2016 we would be safe

    Alex BeverlyAlex Beverly9 dni temu
  • PETA is a bad joke now.

    Malum EmpireumMalum Empireum9 dni temu
  • PETA doesn't want people to drink animal milk... humans are animals... humans produce milk... babies drink milk... PETA doesn't want babies to drink milk WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LOGIC?!

    trainiontrainion10 dni temu
  • Honestly her as one of histories famous female pirates would be cool to see

    Lord DarkFluffLord DarkFluff10 dni temu
  • 3:12 even tho they look good and will help his/her grandma i dont think his/her grandma should sell them they seem unsafe like fire and wool doesnt go well togheter

    EggEgg11 dni temu
  • 11:49 I laughed my Butt Off

    Kristian PadamadanKristian Padamadan11 dni temu
  • all those people who say I cAnT BrEaThE just really annoy because i am a ten year old with asthma yet i STILL wear a mask even though after sometime i struggle to breathe

    HOSNE ARAHOSNE ARA12 dni temu
    • Good lad right here.

      ShibuNub 犬ShibuNub 犬5 dni temu
  • 7:31 if you copy this equation, 2000÷83.4+.01+.009+.0001+.00008+.000004+.0000006+.00000005+.000000002+.0000000002+.0000000001 and paste it in to a calculator in another tab, you got yourself 24 hours

    TheMilkyWays WayTheMilkyWays Way12 dni temu
  • *my soul when I die and I see god* hey can I use a small part of the ghosts here to slap every single dumb person on the planet with pans?

    Jett MontenegroJett Montenegro13 dni temu
  • just noticed that the emkay subscribe banner thing is telling them to unsub cause it goes from gray to red

    GoldenYoyo07GoldenYoyo0714 dni temu
  • 14:47 Someone says that me u what Also me it's like saying If o2 is good 4 us inject it into urself you'll sie

    gamer brosgamer bros14 dni temu
  • America, don't wear masks, commit war crimes on peaceful protesters, wonder why we're a laughingstock

    Draxion64Draxion6414 dni temu
  • As a Georgian, I can say I haven't heard that Atlanta headline, but very much believe it to be true.

    Deliberate_ PainDeliberate_ Pain14 dni temu
  • You should probably actually listen to what Trump has to say before saying random stuff about him, because all republicans agree that it is a real thing - when they say it isn't they merely just mean that it is not a big problem, and there is no need to worry about it unless you are older, and the flu is worse. He never said it wasn't real meaning, that its not a thing at all

    Cadebow429Cadebow42914 dni temu
  • Most vegans are actually normal people. Only a small amount of vegans actually post that stupid shit about wanting lions to be vegans and shit.

    Kale HumanKale Human15 dni temu
  • 11:59 this made me exhale

    Max YSMMax YSM15 dni temu
  • Person sues for broken rib from CPR. Interesting, whats the reverse of CPR?

    Antius InfernoAntius Inferno15 dni temu
  • 4:48 I facepalmed at this moment. Literally.

    Emil NaghdalyanEmil Naghdalyan16 dni temu
  • The Mental Gymnastics some of these people go through just to try and prove their psychotic conspiracy theories as being true are insanely entertaining. 10 out of 10 Quality Entertainment.

    Yona NightwalkerYona Nightwalker16 dni temu
  • 12:29 in america you would be protected under good samaritan law.

    Christopher BeerChristopher Beer16 dni temu
  • ew

    OPpenguinOPpenguin17 dni temu
  • I wish Donald trump could shut his damn mouth

    Angel CalzadaAngel Calzada17 dni temu
  • I wish Donald trump could shut his damn mouth

    Angel CalzadaAngel Calzada17 dni temu
  • 13:44

    noodlebaby5000noodlebaby500017 dni temu
  • I hope someone told that person that the black death didn’t just disappear its still a thing

    Joshua AndradaJoshua Andrada17 dni temu
  • I’m logging into math class Maybe you should come with random girl

    Izuku MidoriyaIzuku Midoriya17 dni temu
  • My friend is a vegetarian *who doesn’t force it on their dog*

    Orange nekoOrange neko18 dni temu
  • The furry one killed me

    arrendjo pawductionsarrendjo pawductions18 dni temu
  • Proper CPR will almost always break ribs.

    L TL T19 dni temu
  • 8:49. She LITERALLY just changed clothes... that’s what made her a missing person. Changing. Clothes. CHANGING! CLOTHES! CHANG-

    Ink gacha O-OInk gacha O-O19 dni temu
    • I feel like if I keep reading this you’re just gonna pop out of my phone and strangle me

      ShibuNub 犬ShibuNub 犬5 dni temu
    • I can SMELL your frustration lol.

      i wanna diei wanna die19 dni temu
  • Man I love rami ismall

    LamesauseLamesause20 dni temu
  • Jack is a simp

    Plague DoctorPlague Doctor20 dni temu
  • 1:11 one of the passwords were "mmmkay"

    RevenantRevenant20 dni temu
  • How weak are some people's lungs... well survival of the fittest. Get em off my ship, they sus anyway

    Low-KeyLow-Key20 dni temu
  • I feel offended by that: 7:51

    emo birbemo birb21 dzień temu
  • 13:23 suicide is illegal in the middles east... so fail it the law does it for you

    Vossk AmbassadorVossk Ambassador21 dzień temu
  • 9:03 actaully witnessed that around 4 or 5 years ago?

    Vossk AmbassadorVossk Ambassador21 dzień temu
  • 15:36 That's Hebrew (yes i am aware that yiddish uses hebrew alphabet)

    Daniel AgamiDaniel Agami21 dzień temu
  • His German accent was bad but his Trump accent was brilliant

    Nabila InanNabila Inan22 dni temu
  • Well it's not my fault the USA is going bad look at trump he did NOTHING and say vaccine is going to be made in sep well didn't happen oct nope he is just dependent on the vaccine for his election and the economy..... Mostly

    Ethan ParksEthan Parks22 dni temu
    • Well technically the idiots faults also.

      Ethan ParksEthan Parks22 dni temu
  • 8:16 she got some part of it correct but the last part wasn't

    Ethan ParksEthan Parks22 dni temu
  • ok so basically trump lost the election this year *_good_*

    *bee emoji* Save the Bees*bee emoji* Save the Bees23 dni temu
  • ( 2:20 )- as a german i can say... u sound like my dad trying to speak english. so u nailed the accent ;')

    shootme. jenshootme. jen25 dni temu
  • 11:30 for those of you who don't know, Muslims aren't supposed to have images of the prophet Mohammed

    Sentry WillSentry Will26 dni temu
  • Idiots:Dairy is racist leave it! Me:the only reason I stopped consuming dairy is because my intestines self destruct when they detect a molecule of dairy, if they didn’t I would eat a bag of shredded cheese to establish dominance

    Dan In WoWDan In WoW26 dni temu
  • As a person who wears glasses I can’t facepalm without hurting myself. That said I had to remove my glasses and massage my eyeballs alot during this video.

    demoonmunkaydemoonmunkay27 dni temu
  • 2:23 Bro that isn't really a German accent, but then again it _can_ be a German accent, just not very often.

    Itz Skipper_2026Itz Skipper_202627 dni temu
  • In America, we actually have a law called the "Good Samaritan" Law. It protects people who are responding to emergencies and attempting to save lives from lawsuits like the one mentioned in the story.

    Makenzey LindquistMakenzey Lindquist29 dni temu
  • The first time I tried to watch Stranger Things, I accidentally set the language to "audio description" and I was like man this is really strange they weren't lying.

    artyfmartyfm29 dni temu
  • 5:54 Dude, it's *ALL* about that *L L A M A T H R U S T.*

    PlasstyrePlasstyre29 dni temu

      PlasstyrePlasstyre29 dni temu
  • And we don't notice the fact that on 1:06 the forth password is basically emkay

    Nuka_lukaNuka_luka29 dni temu
  • I may be German and not speak it but I take no offense to the accent as My accent is random and since I’m more than one European I randomly get an accent and it’s even worse when I get riled up.

    Aaron HarperAaron HarperMiesiąc temu
  • But corona is even less worse than the flu.

    Victor Van RossumVictor Van RossumMiesiąc temu
  • F off for that intro pic.Trump NEVER called the crown virus fake. UNSUBSCRIBED.

    James WrightJames WrightMiesiąc temu
  • 4:37 Come on, why is it there ? Can't people see the satire ?

    Shoetaro KushoeShoetaro KushoeMiesiąc temu
  • I love how he said BIG YALE

    GoldenrodRoseGoldenrodRoseMiesiąc temu
  • Apology accepted👍

    SophieSophieMiesiąc temu
  • The Islam thing meant that it’s rude to make a face of someone if you never knew what they looked liked

    Siky SilalSiky SilalMiesiąc temu
  • Guys stop hating and stop tryna to stop anti-vaxxers,anti masks, and people that are saying coronavirus isn't real, let them be because you guys are making God have a hard time wiping out stupid people on earth

    RxGtxZenRxGtxZenMiesiąc temu
  • Masks are actually pretty comfortable for me

    The Casual GooglerThe Casual GooglerMiesiąc temu
  • 8:14 at least they're wearing something lol

    AndrewthepugAndrewthepugMiesiąc temu
  • quick note about 12:09-12:19. From what I know, you can't be sued by saving someones life in the America's. Even when it's a suicide attemp and you save them from themself you can't be sued. This was to ensure that someone would save someones life without having the fear to be sued so that they didn't avoid to save someones life because they don't want to pay the prize of it when they are sued. From what I know that law was made around/between 1960-1980, but if someone knows better say it?

    AAMiesiąc temu
  • If you're a vegan you're just doing a thing. Not a good thing, or a bad thing. Just a thing. And if you're fussy or delusional, then you're an idiot.

    MegaAstroFan18MegaAstroFan18Miesiąc temu
  • As a Conserv, I cant say, being against taking down statues is not because we want to praise the racist person or whatnot. Its because of the whole "fail to learn from history will be doomed to repeat it". Its like if you stopped teaching about the Holocaust in history. You're just hiding the horrific truth of humanity. You know how you normally something like racism and Nazis? When you're afraid to talk about them. Thats why we are against taking statues down. Face them and shame them. Teach why it was there. Dont hide the truth and ignore history.

    ZahkrosisZahkrosisMiesiąc temu
  • İ have the gas mask so

    Bartu GökerkekBartu GökerkekMiesiąc temu
  • 0:11 the end

    Scare Pumpkin CrowScare Pumpkin CrowMiesiąc temu
  • Jack should be a politician

    ThisGalaxyCatThisGalaxyCatMiesiąc temu
  • I can confirm that you can’t be sued for breaking someone’s rib doing CPR as long as you’re certified

    Cable KcubCable KcubMiesiąc temu
  • Donald Trump never called coronavirus a hoax

    Devon deBorstDevon deBorstMiesiąc temu
  • 12:24 I live in America and I think that goes for us to but that person who is trying to sue them is just stupid.

    Alex StrattonAlex StrattonMiesiąc temu
  • 11:46 well as a muslim myself I agree except for one thing for our religion we can't show all prophets faces in animations, drawing, statues etc. But other than that I also agree

    The GuardianThe GuardianMiesiąc temu
  • 11:03 ok the guy who wrote the tweet forgot that they tried to rip down Abraham Lincolns statue

    Tachanka is our true savior And godTachanka is our true savior And godMiesiąc temu
  • Trump: mortality rate are quite low. Tweeter being dumb as fuck: no they're not, *shows cases graph* EmKay being even dumber: *doesn't understand the difference between mortality rate and confirmed cases*

    KazmoKazmoMiesiąc temu
  • I speak german and ngl that was not a bad accent for someone that speaks english just kidding it was terrible

    SU1TRASU1TRAMiesiąc temu
  • 5:00 He said bless you right as I sneezed.

    DGKoolkid 357DGKoolkid 357Miesiąc temu
  • 1:42 Good call about celebs running for political office, but why do you want hazing? Says something about you. 6:34 It's nothing to do with Covid, but she has a point: "Made in China" deserves to be a badge of shame, for all the things China sells us which turn out to be unsuitable once we get them. Or outright scams.

    Rosie FayRosie FayMiesiąc temu
  • Nobody The narrator: *intense earrapeing into the microphone but still making the whole video funny * Me: dude, these guys... I love them.

    Creator -Exe MilaCreator -Exe MilaMiesiąc temu
  • In America the person cannot be sued due to the Good Samaritan act.

    Weskimo JoWeskimo JoMiesiąc temu
  • 12:15 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law

    Drew BowmanDrew BowmanMiesiąc temu